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Listen to Johns drunken message

last winter(05) I left this drunken message on Gregs answering machine, take a guess at what I said by sending us an email and we will post it! If it's any consolation I'm really not drinking much anymore, but I definitely did it with vigor that night. I'll have to listen to that message a few more times to figure out what the hell I was talking about. I know I kept talking like a pirate but I'm not sure why. Well, I definitely have no more pride......it's quite freeing actually. As embarrassing as that is, it is funny as hell. Maybe a friends' car was stuck and I was pushing it out. Maybe I thought I was talking to someone else.....I have NO idea.

This is my best guess....I think I was trying to call my friend Sean, only because I had left him a stupid message 15 minutes before.....

"Hey, ah, what's up Sean? It's your page number Argh! I'm sneakin' up on ya Piratewise Don't let me get that down though! I'm just trying to RAHR, ARG there Tryin' to make trouble I don't watch none there I don't wanna push....anyone ????????????????? Ight. Push push push push, ight?"

JAR

Listen to Johns drunken message

Andy: here's what i got, lol! Heeeey...uhh whasssup sean, is (pause) is it page on my hearrrrt i'm sneaking up on ya. entire life. don't let me get that down though. i just found this rarly there, tryinna make trouble outta what's there, i'm gonna push it on myyy sharre alright? pushin' the other life push push push rrriiiiight. Absolute gibberish!

Melinda A: Hey ah what’s up, john It’s a it’s page number arrrrrrrrrr. I’m sneaking up your pirelight. Don’t let me get that down though I just found this rall up there trying to make trouble outta whats not there I’m gonna push it on anyone Much better alright pushing it otherwise All right, push, push, push, push alright?

Greg: Hey ah what’s up, (it’s) John. It’s a pager number, arrrrrr. I’m sneaking up on ya, ?????, don’t let me get that down though. ????????????????????????????????? Tryinta make trouble outta what’s not there. I don’t want to push it on anyone. ????? alright? Pushin’ it otherwise. Alright, push, push, push, push, Alright.

Mollie L: First off... WOW!! Here are my results... "Hey whats up this is john. BLAH BLAH BLAH Im sneaking up on ya BLAH BLAH BLAH dont let me get that down though im just trying to explore there trying to make trouble on what going down there Im not pushing anyone ther i was there alright pushing this other one push push push push alright"

Donna D: I think he's helping a cow give birth...PUSH, PUSH, PUSH... Or maybe he's long John Silver telling the crew to push a pirate overboard and feed em to the sharks!!!

Billy P: Hey, ah whats up sean. im sneaking up on ya. i, i dont let me get that down-no, i just, i just rowr thar trying any trouble, i know whats none there. i gonna push it um anyone whats there alright. pushing it um alright, alright, push push push push alright. Dude that is the best phone call ever.

Mike C. Makes absolute perfect sense to me. I guesstimate this guy was saying this same thing for about three hours before he got thrown out of the bar. Should be able to make a song from this:

Hey ah, What's up Shawn It's ah ... It's Pager Maharrrrrrrrrr I'm sneakin up on your pirate life Don't let me get that down though I just tryin ... *drawerrr ... there Trying to make trouble of what's not there I'm going pushin out ... anyone ... what's there alright pushin the other life alright push push push push alright

*word is mixed with a very very very short nap. Could also be a military man if pager is supposed to be major and pirate is supposed to be private.

Andrea M: Hey ah, what’s up Shawn, its umm...........arrrrrr I sneaked up on ya pirate like don’t let me get McDonalds, i just found this raw bear don’t cause any trouble I don’t want ya going there I’m gonna push ya push anyone was there alright? Push, push, push. Alright?

That’s what it sounds like to me.

Amy L: That is hilarious! Seriously! What's he talking about?

April M: Is that real? I think it’s John?

Eric: I have NO idea what that is! sounds pretty loaded to me blah blah blah wow something about push push push and don't get in trouble or help him out of trouble 'hey shawn', I'm lost! what a mess I keep listening, but have no idea! wow funny gotta love those calls

Brian L: Hey, what up its John Hmmmm Roar! I’m gonna sneak up on ya piratelike! Don’t let me get that down though, Just tryin to roar there Not make trouble and push me if you are there or otherwise Push push push push ight.

Marlene P: "hey, uh, what's up, John? It's your - It's your pager (paycheck?). Arrarargh. I'm sneaking up on you, pirate-like. Don't let me get back down, no. I'm just trying to rahr up there. Trying to make trouble out of what's not there. I'm gonna push it, gonna be one what's there, allright? Pushin' the high life. Allright. Push, push, push, push, right?" that's my take he *does* say that he's going to sneak up on you, pirate-like. It comes right after the "Arrrr" too. He may have said "It's your pay, John." instead of "it's your pager". And it could be "I'm just trying to rahr not there" instead of "rahr up there". Hell...he's so adamant about things that aren't there, or are there being "there" seems important.

Dave D: Jesus. Ha-ha Something about sneaking up on you tiger-like, rawr, don't let me get down, though, i don't know why it's there, but i push, push push push. Something like that. ha That's not word for word, but you know what i'm talking about.

Aaron: Wholly crap, that's awesome. Jaahhhn just jumped the shark so to speak. Hey, uhh, what's up, it's john, Grrrrrr, it's a page number, uhhh, I'm a sneakin up on ya pirate like. Let me get these down though. Trying to make trouble outa what's not there. I'm gonna push'm uhh, anyone. (garbled mess)...Push, push, push

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